Tuesday, December 22, 2009


....is anyone there? I mean, it's only been 3 months since I posted something, but that's not tooo long is it? Yes, yes it is. This seems to be a recurring pattern, doesn't it? I will post frequently for about a month, and then I disappear for 3 to 6! Well, I'm here to tell my invisible blog readers that this pattern stops today {hopefully}!!! So how am I gonna catch you up on all of the events that have occurred over the past 3 months or so? Just like this-
1. I made the volley ball team at my school back in August, and I was on B team. Too bad the season is over!!! We did really well throughout our games and I think we ended up 2nd in district.
2. I made the basketball team at my school! And the season isn't over yet!! I am on B team again, and happy about it! Our team is really good also, and we will be 1st in district at the end of the season {knock on wood}.
3. Ridge turned 9.
4. I still take riding lessons every Saturday.
5. Mommy and Daddy are leaving for China in 4 days to go get Rhett! Wow, I didn't realize how close that was 'till I typed it!!
6. Rebecca is finally moving to Midlothian!! Rebecca is my best friend that I met in 4th grade. We have been best friends ever since, and it was very sad when I moved here. Well, long story short, after a couple times of her mom dropping her off at my house, her mom fell in lover with it here. She said it reminded her of mississippi. It has only been about a year, and they are finally moving!!!
7. Christmas break started last Saturday.
8. Christmas is in 3 days!
9. Hey!!! I just realized I never put anything on here about Paisley!! Who's Paisley you ask? He is my new kitten. Well, he isn't really new anymore since I've had him since July though. He can be very sweet at times... but most of the time he is just down right onry{on-ry. sorry, couldn't figure out how to spell it}! The christmas tree has really caused problems for him, as well as me! We got him fixed recently, thinking it would help a little. He has calmed down enough to where he doesnt attack feet anymore, but that Christmas tree with those hanging "cat toys" on the branches is still standing up, and is still causing problems....

Paisley - the boy cat. Yes, I know Paisley is a girl name...

"O Christmas tree, O Christmas tree! How Paisley loves your branches."

This precious little boy will be entering our family in 6 days!!

- yea, he'll fit right in.


Wednesday, September 30, 2009


Clickity click right here to see what is so yipee-ish!!!


Tuesday, September 29, 2009

Amazing Brooklyn

I don't know if anyone will still read my blog, because I haven't posted in forever, but for the invisible people that still do:
My cousin Brooklyn, has a new website. She has available products that she is selling. The proceeds are all going to the children of Ethiopia. She is a wonderful young adult, and I know she would greatly appreciate it if you would at least look at her site, and tell all of your friends {and I would appreciate it too, if that counts}

Click here to go check out how you can support her cause!

Thank you,


Thursday, June 25, 2009

Houston, We Have Chicks!

Yes, it's true, we have our baby chicks! We got 4 babies, 2 Rhode Island Reds {brownish-red}, and 2 Buff Orpingtons {yellow} . We have named them . . .

Buff Orpingtons:
Sunday Brunch - Moms
UPDATE: I am sorry, it is not Sunday Brunch, it is Sunday Lunch
Big Mama - Mine

Rhode Island Reds:
Reba - Natalie's
Lucy - Ridgedon's

I like this picture `cause it looks cool. That is Sunday, then Reba, then Lucy.



Big Mama

Sunday Lunch


Monday, June 15, 2009

Does Anyone Want Some Fish?

Does anyone out there happen to want some fish? Anyone? Well if you do, I have 4 platies that I could give you! I'm planning on breeding my fish, and the platies are very complicated . . . . . if no one wants them I'll just give them to the pet store.

This first fish is a girl and is named Ra`ette. We thought this fish was a boy, but it turned out we were wrong. Her name was originally Ra`, but we added the "ette" when he turned out to be a she . . .

This fish is a boy and is named Beknown. He is the biggest fish in my tank right now, and my mom always is saying,"Eeeewwwww!! Are you sure that that fish isn't pregnant?!"

This fish is a boy and is named Thing 2

This fish is also a boy and is named Thing 1

If anyone is interested, please leave a comment . . .

One more reminder:
My Birthday is Tomorrow!!!!!!!


Tuesday, April 21, 2009

Fraction of Top Ten

O.K., remember how I said I was going to create a "Emily Woods's Top Ten Whys?" . . . well I cant actually think of ten at this very moment, so you can read my "Emily Woods's Top 4 Why's?" Here we go:

1. Why . . . is it when you ask a question, the person in question will always look up and say, "Huh? OH!" and then answer you question . . .

2. Why . . . is it that every time you really need the tooth-picks, they are never where you think they are?!

3. Why . . . do you always remember your homework assignments while trying to fall asleep?

4. Why . . . is every month truck month?

5. Why . . . do you always miss place your cell-phone when you have 5 minutes before you have to be out of your hotel?

6. Why . . . are you always out of baby wipes when you change a poopy-diaper?

7. Why . . . are all your favorite T.V. shows on on the same night?

8. Why . . .is everything soo much funnier in the moment than it is told back later?

9. Why . . . do I love all the 1990's and 1980's movie series so much that I can recite all of them by heart{"Marty, I don't know how, but they found me! ; But wait, in the Latin alphabet, Jehovah starts with and "I" ; A day draws near that I have looked for in all the years of my manhood, and when it comes I would have my friends beside me."} . . see

10. Why . . .is Ryan Seacrest so predictable?

Never mind, I thought of ten, as you can see. I hope at least one of those made you laugh! As I have said earlier, I enjoy making people laugh, and i hope that "Emily Woods's Top Ten Why's" has brought you to hysteria in some way. If you decide to leave a comment, tell which ones were your favorite, then tell me if you know which movies i was referring to in number 9!

11. Why . . . was all that so much easier to think of while drinking a Diet Coke . . . .


Saturday, April 11, 2009

On the Edge of your Seat Basketball

O.k. peeps, I aparently did this wrong, so what you have to do is scroll down to the bottom of this post and then read it while scrolling back up!


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NBA Championship Playoffs:
The Score is 52 to 54. . . . .The Woodland 55'ers with 52. There's 7 seconds left on the clock. Right now Ridgedon Woods has the ball and doesn't know what to do . . . pass it to team captain, Scott Wilson, or make a shot for 3 points. Oh, wait, he just shot the ball, let's see what happens {the dramatic song part of Olympic movies should be going through your head right now} dada,dadadadada,dadadadada,dadadada . . . . .