Fraction of Top Ten

O.K., remember how I said I was going to create a "Emily Woods's Top Ten Whys?" . . . well I cant actually think of ten at this very moment, so you can read my "Emily Woods's Top 4 Why's?" Here we go:

1. Why . . . is it when you ask a question, the person in question will always look up and say, "Huh? OH!" and then answer you question . . .

2. Why . . . is it that every time you really need the tooth-picks, they are never where you think they are?!

3. Why . . . do you always remember your homework assignments while trying to fall asleep?

4. Why . . . is every month truck month?

5. Why . . . do you always miss place your cell-phone when you have 5 minutes before you have to be out of your hotel?

6. Why . . . are you always out of baby wipes when you change a poopy-diaper?

7. Why . . . are all your favorite T.V. shows on on the same night?

8. Why . . .is everything soo much funnier in the moment than it is told back later?

9. Why . . . do I love all the 1990's and 1980's movie series so much that I can recite all of them by heart{"Marty, I don't know how, but they found me! ; But wait, in the Latin alphabet, Jehovah starts with and "I" ; A day draws near that I have looked for in all the years of my manhood, and when it comes I would have my friends beside me."} . . see

10. Why . . .is Ryan Seacrest so predictable?

Never mind, I thought of ten, as you can see. I hope at least one of those made you laugh! As I have said earlier, I enjoy making people laugh, and i hope that "Emily Woods's Top Ten Why's" has brought you to hysteria in some way. If you decide to leave a comment, tell which ones were your favorite, then tell me if you know which movies i was referring to in number 9!

11. Why . . . was all that so much easier to think of while drinking a Diet Coke . . . .

On the Edge of your Seat Basketball

O.k. peeps, I aparently did this wrong, so what you have to do is scroll down to the bottom of this post and then read it while scrolling back up!

















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NBA Championship Playoffs:
The Score is 52 to 54. . . . .The Woodland 55'ers with 52. There's 7 seconds left on the clock. Right now Ridgedon Woods has the ball and doesn't know what to do . . . pass it to team captain, Scott Wilson, or make a shot for 3 points. Oh, wait, he just shot the ball, let's see what happens {the dramatic song part of Olympic movies should be going through your head right now} dada,dadadadada,dadadadada,dadadada . . . . .

all ze fish: Part ll

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Baby Blue


Thing 1


Unkown. That actually is his official name


Uno


Pooter

All ze Fish.

OK, you are about to witness a fish-tastic moment! It took me a very long time to take these pictures, cause if you havn't noticed, fish don't exactly like to stay still!! I took all these pictures my self, then got on the computer and did some computer nerdy stuff to them. But, all of these pictures were taken by yours truly. Lately, I have been trying to upgrade in my picture taking skills, and this is what I've acomplished:


Mo {short for Mosaic}


Dot


Thing 2


Benown


Ra`. His name is pronounced Rae, not Ra, like Ridgedon has yet to remember!

That was only part one, see part to in the next post!

Next Post . . .

In my next post I'm going to list my top ten questions!

Favorite Sayings

OK people, i know this is going to sound a little bit weird, but some of my favorite sayings are from . . . can anyone guess? . . . Veggie Tales!! Here are a couple of my favorites {most of them said from the decorative gourd mouth of Mr.Lunt}:

1. "I don't think that's possible, and that's coming from a guy who just swam 92 nautical miles without arms or legs!"

2. "It was a good life, at least that one day in between 2:00 and 2:30 . . . "

3. "It's no magic, it's Radio Shack!"

4. "It's in the back room . . . out of range."

But i think Mr.Lunt might have to run for his money. My cousin, Noah, has become very good at creating new words and phrases for us to say. Here are a couple:

1. "Nah, too Saffy!"

2. "Look, it's a burger-opper!" {Helicopter}

3. "Hey Lemonade!" {He saw me walk in the door and called me that!}

Some I have randomly come up with my self:

1. "If all else fails, check your intestines!"

I just found this on my old e-mail, and I guess I was REALLY hyper this day, but . . well . . . I'll just let you read it:

RANDOMNESSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
remember i don't like to pee and Natalie is an egg and Ridgedair is a Friedgedair!
fusikejkdoikggh : try pronouncen that with out lookin at a clock and saying, " Chickens!"
when I'm sad, i say Dave Lennon!
Simon fuller has been my manager for 18 years for my yeat breakin!
Happy meals are in the sink!
your health comes exclusively with T-Moble!
Natalie pinched me and made me say hi!
can you say meow . . . . . . then you have earned your rights to be a dog!
I am unriten I'm undifinded I'm just begging . . something something . . staring outside of a dirty window . . . .. . . . . . .
mom dances like beyonce
spandex does not look good with hiccups . . . . . .. . . . . . . . . . . . . or on walls. . . . . . . . .
I have burpy-hiccups!

Yea . . . . I hope this somehow brought you to hysteria, because i love it when that happens. Don't know why, though!

"You can go into a sugar-coma if you create and consume a 200 lb. marshmallow peep before 8 a.m.!"

Rebecca Was Here

My friend Rebecca came over on Spring Break. We:
1. talked
2. baked
3. trick
4. annoyed
5. and ran through sprinklers!

1. We talked a lot. Plain and simple. ALOT!!!
2. We had our anual bake-off. I baked soft sugar pretzels and Rebecca made Strawberry Shortcake. Rebecca won. No hard feelings, though! {I'm already planning for my next thing! Rebecca, you'll never beat my chocolate fondue! Mwahahahahah!}
3. Natalie told us we had 10 minutes to our selves while she used the restroom. Yea right! We got on the golf-cart and drove off into the woodsy part of our land because we knew she would follow us if she thought we were on the hill! When we saw her walk up the hill as we had expected, we used the clicker for the gate to keep opening and closing it. She started freaking out because the gate was opening and closing and she didn't know why! We drove out then and told her what we had done. She just laughed with us and told us to let her on. I still think she is planning her revenge, though! So if on my blog header, I unexpectedly have a mustache, don't laugh!!
4. We were annoying my other friend, Preston, by calling him while he was in California. Only we forgot about the time difference {2 hours}, and we would call him annoy him at 7:00am here, but it was 5:00am there! Here's a shout out to Preston: because I know you read my blog!
5. I love our sprinklers. They are hilarious to trick someone with! When you first turn on the water, it's really warm! That is when I tell some one to go stand up against it because its so warm. Buuuttt . . . . then the water turns ice cold in a matter of .001 seconds, and the person is getting sprayed with freezing water!!