1. Why . . . is it when you ask a question, the person in question will always look up and say, "Huh? OH!" and then answer you question . . .
2. Why . . . is it that every time you really need the tooth-picks, they are never where you think they are?!
3. Why . . . do you always remember your homework assignments while trying to fall asleep?
4. Why . . . is every month truck month?
5. Why . . . do you always miss place your cell-phone when you have 5 minutes before you have to be out of your hotel?
6. Why . . . are you always out of baby wipes when you change a poopy-diaper?
7. Why . . . are all your favorite T.V. shows on on the same night?
8. Why . . .is everything soo much funnier in the moment than it is told back later?
9. Why . . . do I love all the 1990's and 1980's movie series so much that I can recite all of them by heart{"Marty, I don't know how, but they found me! ; But wait, in the Latin alphabet, Jehovah starts with and "I" ; A day draws near that I have looked for in all the years of my manhood, and when it comes I would have my friends beside me."} . . see
10. Why . . .is Ryan Seacrest so predictable?
Never mind, I thought of ten, as you can see. I hope at least one of those made you laugh! As I have said earlier, I enjoy making people laugh, and i hope that "Emily Woods's Top Ten Why's" has brought you to hysteria in some way. If you decide to leave a comment, tell which ones were your favorite, then tell me if you know which movies i was referring to in number 9!
11. Why . . . was all that so much easier to think of while drinking a Diet Coke . . . .
